Dad: is Spongebob a jellyfish?
Me: no dad, is a sponge..
Dad: what. No, he's a jellyfish
Me: no dad, is a sponge, his name says it... SPONGE bob
Dad: I see...
Dad: but under the sea he's a jellyfish am I right?
Me: NO DAD HAHAHA HE'S A SPONGE FOR SACRED GOD LMAO
Dad: but... why does he bother so much the jellyfishes?
Me: I don't know dad, maybe he likes them.
Dad: Dad: Dad: Dad: I think he's a jellyfish....
11 year old: I really like the Hunger Games, I can't wait to see the movie!
me: have you read the books?
11 year old: no, this is the 20th century, no one reads books any more!!!
me: jesus: barack obama: suzanne collins: jk rowling: cavemen: the world: aliens: