'Mark' calls to Loveline
- Mike Catherwood: Mark, thank you for calling Loveline; by the way Dr. Drew Sounds Off coming up very soon
- Mark: Hi guys, I'm such a huge fan of this show, first of all ... You guys are amazing.
- Dr. Drew: Thanks Mark, what's going on?
- Mark: So I've got a question, I have like a reeally good friend, who like, we do everything together...
- Chester: *laughing*
- Mark: ...and lately someone else has kinda come into the picture...
- Mike Catherwood: A lady, huh?
- Mark: ...NO!
- Mike Catherwood: Wow!
- Mark: Not a lady!
- Simone Bienne: Whay!
- Mark: It's a guy... umm... it's hard to explain, I mean, he's really charismatic...
- Chester: This is Mike Shinoda.
- Mike: He's ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Mike Catherwood: It is?
- Chester: It is Mike Shinoda.
- Mike: Oh, heh.
- Mike Catherwood: You son of a bitch.
- Dr. Drew: And by the way, you broke so easily.
- Chester: I knew right when I heard his voice, that's why I laughed.
- Mike Catherwood: Note to the US government, don't give any secrets to Mike Shinoda. He will break under pressure very easily.
- Mike: I'm not good at doing voices, man...
- Mike Catherwood: Yeah...
- Brandon Boyd: Was that a voice?
- Mike Catherwood: *cracks up*
- Chester: That was him doing like, a Texas-accent.
- Mike Catherwood: Hey uh, mr. Shinoda, we will all see you on Thursday night this week, right?
- Mike: Yea.. Just do me a favor and can you seat those to guys further apart?
- Dr. Drew: You looking on at us on Ustream?
- Mike: I mean, look, man, Brandon is far too, far too handsome...
- Chester: And I'm ruining his shots, aren't I?
- phantom: hey
- phantom: i just met you
- phantom: and this is crazy
- phantom: but i've been stalking you for years because since the moment i first heard you sing i have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my music so i gave you an excellent vocal training through the walls under the guise of the angel of music and/or your dead father and now that you've become a success overnight i'm really hoping you'll come and live underground with me and we can just fuck and sing all the time because you alone can make my song take flight
- phantom: so call me maybe
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my seven year old cousin made a facebook and doesn’t know how to message people so all of his status’ are like, ‘hi mom’ and ‘hi grandma’
(Source: painterbaker, via mellarkspaintbrush)
The BBC have outdone themselves with this year’s April Fools joke.
(Source: czelstillwantyouback, via ruffalothebuffalo)
when cato died someone started clapping and then someone else shouted out to them WHEN YOU DIE IM GOING TO START CLAPPING
(via thisasian)
- Caesar: For those of you idiots who haven't read the book and have no idea what tracker jackers are...
- age 15: i want a boyfriend
- age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
- age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
- age 40: pls im desperate
- age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
- age 60: its not funny guys
- age 70: guys

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